Both the #1 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes and the #2 ranked University of Michigan Wolverines managed to squeak by their opponents today in what should have been uncontested blowouts. No offense to the Fightin’ Illini of Illinois and the Flaming Testicles of Ball State, but these two Big Ten powerhouses should have easily won by two touchdowns or more. It appears that both teams were caught offguard as they were looking ahead to their championship-caliber regular season finale matchup on December 2nd.

But they both managed to overcome and put another notch in the left hand column, just as great teams should do. I know I can’t wait until the December 2nd game, but of course that’s if they both don’t fuck up the importance of that game by losing to a junior community college in the weeks to come.

In the end, I predict Ohio State to pull this one out and earn an all-expenses paid vacation to Glendale, Arizona to take home the national championship trophy by stomping all over Rutgers. Or Louisville. Or Boise State. Or the all girls catholic high school which is conveniently in my backyard.